Samphire Cliffs – Dover

February 17, 2009

The Samphire Pamphlet – The Folkestone Manifesto

“Pink, pink and more pink!” :-An old Folkestone harbour retired sailor‘s observation on seeing a girl child cycling past the welk stalls. The children of the lumpenprolatariat wear pink shell suits from Folkestone Asda made in China from a warehouse near Southampton. The revolution that has occurred in distribution is illustrated in this example. Yet the container ships passing along the Aermelkanal, Le Manche (The Sleeve), the English Channel, have dwindled, from my fourth floor room on The Leas. Underneath Shakespeare Cliff two ancient London toffs on their way to a FKK sea swim remind me that England was a country of 25 million whites only in the 1950s,with no strangers, when only a few very good swimmers might enter, and the end of the country as an island had begun. A great glacial flood had, in one day, started this separation when England was cut off from Europe 15000 years earlier. Churchill, England’s greatest historian, like Cromwell a Protector of the Jews, had about that time proposed a United states of Europe – with England outside it. Nicholas Ridley later described the modern continent as a German racket. Folkestone, a microcosm of England, meanwhile rots. The stench of decay is palpable, emblematic in the dereliction of Folkestone Harbour boat train station, certainly a victim of Beeching’s ausmertzen of the rail network, cuts which had been based on accounting alone, and not function. “England is a small country, please keep your voice down”. This imaginary sign, in letters one meter high was placed at the new Gatwick airport American Airlines Jumbo Hub. Inexplicably it was never heeded as former colony tourists invade England. The great mystery of why they shout is as unanswerable as a Hilbert axiom, and will never be accounted for. Left to its own devises, then the English mainland from Devises to The North Foreland would become the continuum of Ecumenopolis. Spain already covered with marble villas up the canyons on near 45 degree slopes, is over here buying airports and rail companies. John Betcheman, alarmed at the spread of Mock Tudor along linear settlements at Petts Wood (latterly worth millions) would have died grief ridden. (He remembers the Pinner valley nostalgically without “arses” (houses) from a carriage on the Metropolitan Line, and cities are contained by green belts, national parks, the south west’s natural spirit of separateness, and the overt quirky indigenous snobbery of remote English towns. (Leek, Congleton, Godalming, East Grinstead etc etc). England will be the last refuge, we dying at the World’s End, King’s Road, like. In Meanwhile Gardens though, whilst we still have an interest.

The Folkestone Manifesto – ‘Especially in view of the money wasted by local authorities in Iceland, this confirms unequivocally and with certainty, local authorities must be abolished with immediate effect: If managers there can spend a working life half the week at conferences educating themselves, and the other half on a golf course then something is wrong. Local goverment stifles, petrifies and straightjackets city centres and natural economic responses. Nottingham Town House decides to have a tram, at the the expense of a high speed rail link to the capital. Councils have to abolish themselves to save money. Abolish local government completely and knock down all of their buildings into landscape. With immediate effect remove the professions of estate agent and doctors. Turf everyone out of hospitals and knock them down. Estate agents exist by extreme hyperbole and the lobby system. The are ultimate parasitic invention and must be dissolved by Act of Parliament. There is no need in society for doctors. Doctors, front men for the pharming community, are the least valuable members of the vulture society the muddled classes created. The brainiest, nicest people are oddly attracted to this profession. Most medicine is doctors sinning at the Tree of Knowledge. Health is entirely the affair of families at dinner time, nutrition, exercise, sport and paramountly cycling and mental health. Worthy families would be given allotments. The Enemy Within: Named futures dealers should be hunted down and charged by Inquisition Type, yet official courts with High Treason. A railhead to be built to a giant catapult to Beachy Head. (Near St. Bede’s School for Girls, Eastbourne so they would have to make a last climb up to the catapult, and the railway would not spoil Birling Gap. England needs, with immediate effect to withdraw from Europe at every level. England, having learnt from the Continent would keep the useful practices learnt from then (cycling, recycling), still trading however, a very large sign, illuminated with electric light bulbs from the West Pier Hove ,quite easily readable from Pas d Calais, saying “F U * K O F F”. In smaller lettering below (please fu*k off permanently, for ten years so we can work out what to do with you next). Withdraw from Europe loosing the Genome Laws.** Europe laws are like the genome, 85% of it is just there and does ‘not do nothing’. Accept willingly Arab states are in to world domination through civil aviation, and sell off airports to the Emirates. They will always be afford to buy aviation fuel. This runs out in 2016. Move Heathrow to Cliffe not a Square Island. Redevelope Samphire Country Park, Dover as a port. Force old people into and dressed as the Home Guard. Direct Labour. Labour needs to be directed from inner cities to East Anglia in the summer. Make Blackberry Picking an Olympic sport. Draconian penalties for people braking in to cars while the owners are picking wild berries. Regional Development Agencies to be abolished with immediate effect. In the case of the Northern one, none of the money left Jesmond, for say, Tyne Dock. Arms Length managers all live in Tynemouth. South Tyneside managers all live outside the Borough. Only Cheryl Cole nee Tweedy, the Queen of Wallsend had the vision to buy a house in South Shields so un-inverted is her lack of snobbery. The Freedom of Information Act is only workable when read hanging upside down in front of a mirror. The role of voluminous matriarchal apparatchiks up north to be investigated to establish the good and or bad influence, they have. It is suspected that much of the bogus NHS & DES positions are held by these women. Clear facts about these people who are the most keen to spend other peoples money because “eee its fo Biafra” ,or “eee my kids owwa weyt n’all” justified. The nullifying, thought numbing gleichschaltung effect of modes of female language to be drawn out into the light and denounced when necessary. The full weight and severity of the law may involve humiliating and eventually punishments in the Danelaw style. Newly liberated women, may have done irreparable damage in only one generation, like a bull in a china shop, as it were. Female communities are a law unto themselves, and are only out to impress each other. Woman have to learn to vote for policies not appearances. Secrecy, cannot be guaranteed in boardrooms if there are one or more women on the board. Only Hong Kong type women to be allowed on management committees. There are certainly, scenarios where women in management outside the domicile would and could be very valuable, say in Amazon type hunter gathering parties. The Iceland Prime Minister is a woman. Educated South Africans to be welcomed home to England. Afrikaans to be taught in schools as an absurd language for joking and lampooning purposes. Get Shot of A Scot. Independence From Scotland. Every time this is mentioned they sh*t themselves because the dinna ken whit its like after 500 years. Foreigners value three things from Britain most, oil, whiskey, and tartan. These happen to be the UK’s biggest and most expensive and most vauable exports. Well tough, we misses out there. Get shot of a Scot from your office today and free up all the cushy and numerous top level jobs. In London these positions would naturally attract sophisticated blacks and Asians but a third should be filled with capable English indigenous tribes people. It is important to remember, Asians are carrying out reverse colonisation which is desirable and unstoppable as long as they share some of their wealth and skills. England will always trade with India. Blex are the new fun, sporty, polite and verbose guests at the table and they are very welcome. Who will rid me of these Golf courses? As soon as all the Scots are back over the border (train, plane, hill walking etc) all golf courses in England will be closed for 25 years, by which time nature will have returned them to say, the Great Northern Forest. There is no need to manage these just guard them. Re-educate those with socially divisive attitudes. Perhaps this could be linked to humane directed labour. Demonise the Middle Classes. The planet does not need saving, but the people do. Evangelise cycling. Cars need to be stopped dead. That way flying can still be cool. The central unresolved core dilemma is how to make people do things without the mechanisms of wages and the wages of morality. ‘Make Is!’ said the Geordie kid. Of course this could only be enforced by violence and the fear of violence or punishment. Violence is forbidden, and is a state monopoly. Impressum Deal has a tradition of scepticism, the main street runs a mile parallel to the sea front among the cottage sea front where JB Preistly, Paul Nash & Spike Milligan felt at home. Sandwiched between large private guarded estates and the English Channel. Juggenauts drop a gear through Dover and Folkestone’s dire one way streets in towns ruined by the town hall. Flat and sloping concrete landings are grotesque war like functional and out of scale from the steps being one metre high. The chalk cliffs are derelict and like no other and belonging to no other time but this. The Germans wanted Kent, west Sussex and Normandy to be part of the same region.’

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