The Midlands

June 30, 2009


The causation of the current, medium and long-term malaise in the Midlands can be distilled in to The Ten Commandments of British Politics and remedied with Swift Action.

1. There is no need now for defending England. The World’s End is as near as 2015. Get rid of in The United Kingdom The Armed Forces. The Young Army from the suburbs of The Mersey, Thames and Tyne were Press Ganged and sent abroad so they did not trouble Softie Southern Office communities in The Home Counties.

2. Local government has no function. Abolish Local Government.

3. Immigration. Stop X-Border Migration for Ten Years.

4. Europe is a success but why pay for it? Withdraw from Europe.

5. Increase Weekend from 2 to 3 days. Reduce Working Week from 5 to 4 days.

6. Introduce Urban Gardening Five Year Planting Plan.

7. Ban Car Ownership.

8. Introduce Temporary Overnight Sleeping Pods.

9. Direct Politics. Remove Middlemen in Business, Economics and Industry.

10.Open Cycle Factories.

1. Get rid of in The United Kingdom The Armed Forces.
There is no need for defence. Armed Forces redployed to borders and 1926 Strike type duties. Aircraft and aircraft carriers to be used as sculptures. Weapons to be boiled down to bicycles.

2. Abolish Local Government. Proper Parks and Gardens not just flower baskets. Rebuild Nottingham Victoria Railway Station linked by Express to London St. Pancras. Lay on free pump trolleys or hand carts for free travellers.

3. Stop X-Border Migration for Ten Years. Use Army on Borders.

4. Withdraw from Europe. Trade with Europe and Import Belgian beer.

5. Increase Weekend from 2 to 3 days. Reduce Working Week from 5 to 4 days.

6. Introduce Urban Gardening Five Year Planting Plan. Reduce Food Imports.

7. Ban Car Ownership. Swap for cycles.

8. Introduce Temporary Overnight Sleeping Pods. £1 coin slot opperated. Like Japanese Hotel Pods with the the essentials of surviving the night outdoors.

9. Direct Politics. Remove Middlemen in Business, Economics and Industry. Shorten political heirarchy as Stalin removed local feifdoms.

10.Open Cycle Factories. Rally Nation to recycle cars into cycles. Cycling to be mandatory per person per cycle per day.

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