Melton Mowbray Town Estate

October 16, 2009










Melton Mowbray Town Estate

Everyman (I and I) judges his fellows as to their Mode of Transport. An eccentric spiv in coat tails and a ruff guiding a hoop and stick down High Street or Main Street, in say Melton Mowbray, is least offensive activating imaginary small cranes at the side of Everyman’s mouth to raise an involuntary simper.

The Top Ten Good Modes of Transport


1. Hoop and Stick

2. Walking, Strolling, Swimming, Roaming or Rambling

3. Cycle or Tandem

4. Hand Cart or Pump Trolley

5. Balloon, Bouncy Castle or Kite

6. Miniature Steam Enthusiast

7. Measuring Wheel

8. Pallet Truck

9. Trains, Ships and Hang Gliders

10. Hitchhiking

The Bad Modes of Transport

1. Cars

Everyman is not only an Observer and Artiste but An Ordinary Tourist.

The Top Ten London Tourist Attractions:-
British Museum, Tate Modern, National Gallery, Natural History Museum, London Eye, Science Museum, Victoria and Albert Museum, Madam Tussauds, Tower of London and National Maritime Museum.

The Top Ten England Tourist Destinations:- Stonehenge, Cambridge, Oxford, Hadrian’s Wall, Windsor, Port Sunlight, Imperial War Museum Salford, The English Lakes, Maiden Castle and The Vale of Pewsey.

The Top Ten UK Tourist Destinations:- http://www.british-towns.net/

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